Mad Cows

What if the Indonesians decide to throw a bunch of diseased mad cows into the forest fires and our entire island gets infected?

Bassist Gangnam Style

I enjoy hating what people like and I admit disliking the K-wave thing. When Gangnam Style went into full-swing, I must admit I did find the song catchy but like most one-hit wonders, it gets overplayed and you start having the urge to shoot yourself in the head to stop hearing the song forever.

BUT when 1 of 2 of my favourite Koreans (I admit I only have a liking for 2 Koreans, the 2nd one being Park Ji Sung) plays a cover, I get interested. It doesn't disappoint and it CANNOT BE UNSEEN!

For Pete's sake...

When people say for Pete's sake, is it right to infer that the big guy up there is named Pete? Could it be this guy:

UFOs and Aliens

What if there was a space federation in the galaxy and UFOs are space crafts sent by the federation to check on humans to find out if we have the technical know-how to join this federation at this point in time? Perhaps we'll be getting an invitation in the near future...

The Mad People...

What if the mad people are in fact the sane ones and the real insane people kept them in 'Mental Institutions' to prevent them from changing the world back to normal...

Top 10 Things to do if I were a Supreme Being

10) Pop by the window of a plane in mid-flight and say hi to the stunned kid looking out.

9) Make the sun rise from the west and set in the east for one day or hide the sun for one day or keep the sun up for one day. Whichever suits my fancy.

8)  Magically return the passengers in the transport I'm taking back to their starting points... Just so I get to sit down.

7) Chocolate rain!

6) Pause time so I can smack the chump who cannot stop blabbering.

5) An Autobot as my car. For real. Maybe Optimus Prime.

4) Alter people' voice while they speak. Adjust their tone, pitch, language and speed then sit back and have a good laugh. Preferably when its on LIVE television... I'd make them snort out of the blue for added fun.

3) Have a dollar deposited in my POSB Savings Account for every time any person uses a swear word.

2) Create a rain cloud that follows some poor chap wherever he goes.

1) Air 'The Song that Doesn't End' over the skies for the entire day.

Aaaaaaaaaand that's why I'm just a peasant.

Sometimes...

I wish I have a gun to shoot the legs off people who can't seem to sit properly in trains and cinemas. Always leaning into the back of my seat. Compromising my comfort and sometimes my sleep.

And those who can't seem to keep your music to yourself or lower your volume, I wish I had a gun to shoot your limb as well. Then your screaming would be like music to my ears...

Wahahaha. I sound like a psycho. Anyways...