Meanwhile in the United Kingdom...

Picture from http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=127768

In case no one remembers or knows, Prince Williams and Kate Middleton got married while people were chanting, 'Worker's Party!' and PAP was talking about co-drivers and passengers. In Singapore, this wedding has been overshadowed by election fever. Even if there were no elections, many would sure be thinking, 'What has their wedding got to do with me? Why they need march past and fly-by for their wedding? National Day Parade ah?'

True that. Their wedding is really over-hyped but which country can say, 'I have a King, Queen and a royal order of knights! One of whom led a team that has won the treble in 1999 and is about to lead them to BPL and Champions League victories in the coming month! The previous sentence being pointless but RISE SIR ALEX!!! ALL HAIL MANCHESTER UNITED!' So since you can never ever really have a wedding that's so grand with horse carriages, adoring crowds, a bishop to do your wedding vows, marching contingents, fly-bys, and more than a few hundred thousand people chanting, 'Jim lo ki! Jim lo ki!' then I think its pretty cool to watch fantasy in real life.

In other news:

No. They didn't re-marry again. They were invited due to the squeaky man's involvement in the failed World Cup bid with Prince Williams. I think he would surely be knighted in the near future. Sir Squeaky. Posh Spice's hat looks horrible/terrible/incorrigible. They said that aliens would be coming for the wedding. Maybe the truth isn't far from that. Posh Spice was probably relaying footage of the wedding with those antennae. Sometimes I suspect she's one of them. She always has that stoned look. See Beckham smiling like the sun but she maintains a p-p-p-poker face. Scary wife...

I Spy

1. Go to Uncle Google.

2. Search for 'inurl:"ViewerFrame?Mode=" -inurl -intitle'.

3. Tadah! Access to unsecured network cameras!

Credits to www.skoopio.com

Cool Gadgets

When I look at the following videos, I can think of 101 ways to entertain myself with the weapons. I would shoot someone's butt with it, test it on a friend's pet fish, fire it at cockroaches, shoot noisy people's legs, point it at people and scare the crap out of them, shoot the Ferrari's side view mirror, destroy the lights at the opposite HDB block, etc...

Lucky for the world, I do not have possession of such weaponry. Looking at the gadgets I can't help but hum the James Bond tune... Dang dadang~ dang dadada~ dang dadang~ dang~...

The Crossbow

The Dua Pao!

The Dua Pao Version 2.0!

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! The Nyan Nyan Song

I challenge myself to immersing myself in 3.5 hours of non-stop Nyaning. See you on the other side!

Sleeping Beauty

Feels so good to sleep right? Found this chap sleeping after lessons ended.

CPE 183 Engineering and Society. The lesson no one really goes to though the lecturer is actually pretty interesting. There are a 2 possible scenarios.

Scenario 1: The lesson ended while this chap was still sleeping. As there aren't many people attending the lecture, there wasn't much noise and shuffling to wake the chap from his slumber. So he continued sleeping.

Scenario 2: He went in earlier to get a seat during my lesson in preparation for the next lesson.

I'm assuming its scenario 1. Sorry young man. Sleeping during lecture is one thing but sleeping even after the lesson had ended minutes before is a whole new ball game.

They say that in the army...

The army's been making its rounds on the news lately. Nope. Not because we were the number one to respond to the Tsunami in Japan but because...

This infamous picture has been making its round all over the internet and its spawning spoofed advertisements and posters. (Check the article here) I could spend all day making fun of it but lets cut the rich brat some slack. He's been flamed nearly to death. He has since owned up and apologized because he couldn't take the pressure. I guess he thought the army was going to send him to the UN Peacekeeping Corps to toughen him up if they found out. Actually the army taught us one important rule: Do anything you want but don't get caught. Tough luck kid. If there was no sneaky bastard leopard crawling behind you and taking the shot, your maid could still be in the army.

After looking at the picture, I thought, 'Wow, luckily I'm still wearing the old army uniform. Makes me look like a lao jiao! My reputation as an ex-soldier is still intact!'. I spoke too soon...

The lao jiao chu pattern make us look like kuku jiao (Read it here). As a fashion statement... Honestly, it doesn't look hip. It doesn't look cool. It looks like cock! I don't really have any pride to say that I used to serve in the Singapore army anymore...

As if it wasn't enough that the army was having a bad field trip in the media camp, another soldier gets in some trouble after his girlfriend's pops and uncle bashed him up. By the way, his girlfriend is jail bait. Meaning he will go to jail if he 'plays golf and putts the ball into the hole'. Let's not go into the relationship thing and look at something else. The situation is kind of funny/weird if you think about it. Your girlfriend's dad and uncle bashes you up and you report them to the police. They're definitely going to jail. How are you going to face your girlfriend after that? Obviously its the father's fault for bashing him up but the whole scenario is kind of dramatic, isn't it?

GF: Errr... Honey, Can you not send my dad and uncle to jail? He's my dad you know?

BF: Ummm... You're aware right? They kop my phone, kidnapped me to a cemetery, gave me a 'blanket party' then posed as dead Japanese soldiers and threatened to cut my balls off with a samurai sword. Okay I made up the last part but they still threatened to 'BANKAI!' me with the sword...

GF: Yeah, I know. But he's my dad and he treated you to go K-box and sing song right? I heard you had K Lunch and sang a lot of Eason Chan and Jordan Chan songs. Please... For old time's sake?

BF: But I nearly died! Besides, I only sang 2 songs. Your uncle and his pals sang all the Chen Lei stuff while your dad kept coaxing me to drop the charges. I didn't even get to eat the lunch set!!! I AM HUNGY! AND I AM ANGRY!!! RARRRRRR!!!

GF: I think I might want to sue you... I'm jail bait, remember?

BF: WHAT!?

Alright. All that is total nonsense but thats the drama of life. Anyways, just to clarify, though I'm not a big fan of the army, I'm still quite proud to have served it. Things will blow over and hopefully the army work on better advertising to boost their image and reputation. Peace out.

How to blow your mind AGAIN

Video 1

Video 2

1. Buffer both videos

2. Play video 1.

3. Stop the video at 10 seconds.

4. Start video 1 and 2 together.

5. Mind = BLOWN!

April Fools

I am getting married.

So much has happened over the past few months. I had so little interaction with the people I knew. Then I met someone...

I'll just get to the point. I'm getting married at the end of the year.