Wednesday, October 31, 2012
The Mad People...
What if the mad people are in fact the sane ones and the real insane people kept them in 'Mental Institutions' to prevent them from changing the world back to normal...
Saturday, October 27, 2012
Top 10 Things to do if I were a Supreme Being
10) Pop by the window of a plane in mid-flight and say hi to the stunned kid looking out.
9) Make the sun rise from the west and set in the east for one day or hide the sun for one day or keep the sun up for one day. Whichever suits my fancy.
8) Magically return the passengers in the transport I'm taking back to their starting points... Just so I get to sit down.
7) Chocolate rain!
6) Pause time so I can smack the chump who cannot stop blabbering.
5) An Autobot as my car. For real. Maybe Optimus Prime.
4) Alter people' voice while they speak. Adjust their tone, pitch, language and speed then sit back and have a good laugh. Preferably when its on LIVE television... I'd make them snort out of the blue for added fun.
3) Have a dollar deposited in my POSB Savings Account for every time any person uses a swear word.
2) Create a rain cloud that follows some poor chap wherever he goes.
1) Air 'The Song that Doesn't End' over the skies for the entire day.
9) Make the sun rise from the west and set in the east for one day or hide the sun for one day or keep the sun up for one day. Whichever suits my fancy.
8) Magically return the passengers in the transport I'm taking back to their starting points... Just so I get to sit down.
7) Chocolate rain!
6) Pause time so I can smack the chump who cannot stop blabbering.
5) An Autobot as my car. For real. Maybe Optimus Prime.
4) Alter people' voice while they speak. Adjust their tone, pitch, language and speed then sit back and have a good laugh. Preferably when its on LIVE television... I'd make them snort out of the blue for added fun.
3) Have a dollar deposited in my POSB Savings Account for every time any person uses a swear word.
2) Create a rain cloud that follows some poor chap wherever he goes.
1) Air 'The Song that Doesn't End' over the skies for the entire day.
Aaaaaaaaaand that's why I'm just a peasant.
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