The Cleaner in your Office

What if that cleaner in your office is actually responsible for your appraisals? What if the cleaner determines how much you get for your bonus or raise?

He/she doesn't even understand English you say? What if they were feigning it all to throw you off guard...

Top 10 Things to do if I were the President

10) Declare a state of emergency because my house has run out of sugar.

9) Photo bomb people taking pictures at the Istana.

8) Activate the entire national guard to get me a pizza.

7) On April Fool's day, declare that I have 'officially lost the key to the treasury' as a joke.

6) Make the parliament participate in a flash mob.

5) Get artisans to erect a statue of me directly opposite the Sir Stamford Raffles statue along Singapore River. Preferably doing a funny pose.

4) Arrive on a Harley Davidson for the National Day Parade.

3) Make funny faces for the camera whenever there is press coverage.

2) Stall the parade march past for more than one hour by refusing the parade commander to carry on with the parade.

1) Crowd surf during the National Day Parade.

Aaaaaaaaaand that's why I'm not the President.