For Pete's sake...

When people say for Pete's sake, is it right to infer that the big guy up there is named Pete? Could it be this guy:

UFOs and Aliens

What if there was a space federation in the galaxy and UFOs are space crafts sent by the federation to check on humans to find out if we have the technical know-how to join this federation at this point in time? Perhaps we'll be getting an invitation in the near future...

The Mad People...

What if the mad people are in fact the sane ones and the real insane people kept them in 'Mental Institutions' to prevent them from changing the world back to normal...

Top 10 Things to do if I were a Supreme Being

10) Pop by the window of a plane in mid-flight and say hi to the stunned kid looking out.

9) Make the sun rise from the west and set in the east for one day or hide the sun for one day or keep the sun up for one day. Whichever suits my fancy.

8)  Magically return the passengers in the transport I'm taking back to their starting points... Just so I get to sit down.

7) Chocolate rain!

6) Pause time so I can smack the chump who cannot stop blabbering.

5) An Autobot as my car. For real. Maybe Optimus Prime.

4) Alter people' voice while they speak. Adjust their tone, pitch, language and speed then sit back and have a good laugh. Preferably when its on LIVE television... I'd make them snort out of the blue for added fun.

3) Have a dollar deposited in my POSB Savings Account for every time any person uses a swear word.

2) Create a rain cloud that follows some poor chap wherever he goes.

1) Air 'The Song that Doesn't End' over the skies for the entire day.

Aaaaaaaaaand that's why I'm just a peasant.

Sometimes...

I wish I have a gun to shoot the legs off people who can't seem to sit properly in trains and cinemas. Always leaning into the back of my seat. Compromising my comfort and sometimes my sleep.

And those who can't seem to keep your music to yourself or lower your volume, I wish I had a gun to shoot your limb as well. Then your screaming would be like music to my ears...

Wahahaha. I sound like a psycho. Anyways...

The Cleaner in your Office

What if that cleaner in your office is actually responsible for your appraisals? What if the cleaner determines how much you get for your bonus or raise?

He/she doesn't even understand English you say? What if they were feigning it all to throw you off guard...

Top 10 Things to do if I were the President

10) Declare a state of emergency because my house has run out of sugar.

9) Photo bomb people taking pictures at the Istana.

8) Activate the entire national guard to get me a pizza.

7) On April Fool's day, declare that I have 'officially lost the key to the treasury' as a joke.

6) Make the parliament participate in a flash mob.

5) Get artisans to erect a statue of me directly opposite the Sir Stamford Raffles statue along Singapore River. Preferably doing a funny pose.

4) Arrive on a Harley Davidson for the National Day Parade.

3) Make funny faces for the camera whenever there is press coverage.

2) Stall the parade march past for more than one hour by refusing the parade commander to carry on with the parade.

1) Crowd surf during the National Day Parade.

Aaaaaaaaaand that's why I'm not the President.