How to Survive an Apocalypse: Roles and Classes

So Harold claims that Apocalypse has been postponed again! Thats the 3rd time! 3rd TIME!!! If it doesn't happen, what reason will you be coming up with next? I thinking something along the lines of, 'Oh... I think the PC up there failed. There was a virus that prevented Earth from being uninstalled. They're scanning the system with Norton to get rid of the virus and spyware after which uninstallation would resume. The scan would take XX years so the next date of Apocalypse is ...'

That aside, if Apocalypse did happen, how are we to survive? For the next few days, we'll look at surviving Apocalypse. Today we begin with a person's:

Roles

Before talking about survival, here are the 3 main roles you may fall in:

The Survivor: Less than 1% of the world would survive the entire Apocalypse. Only the chosen ones belong in this class.

The Bad Guys: From minions to the Evil Mastermind, they make things hard for the Survivor. Some may survive so that they can carry on the fight another day.

The Jabroni: Most of the people will fall here. Rarely do they survive the Apocalypse. They die to make the Survivors look good.

Classes

Then there is the class you might belong to:

The Leader: The voice of the group. The Commander. The man with the plan.

The Geek: The one with all the know-how. A walking encyclopedia.High intelligence and technical expertise might be compensated by a low EQ.

The Hulk: Pure brute force. The guy who spent every day of the week pumping muscles before Apocalypse. Overwhelming strength might sometimes be overshadowed by a lower intelligence.

The Medic: Heal. Heal. Heal.

The Weapon: An expert with some/many/most weapons. Shoots/chops/blows/kicks/punches anything with lethal efficiency.

The Stamina: Probably a previous sportsman. Not to be confused with the Hulk. Keeps going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

The 'Ninja': Agility and stealth. Ability to fight is optional. Those belonging to this class have good sneaking skills and/or are good thieves/ lock-pickers.

The Leecher: A burden to whichever group he/she is in. Not good with anything but wasting resources. Usually the cause of death for Jabronis.

The Snitch: The idiot who usually keeps the last Kit-Kat and says there's no food left. The traitor who would turn on you for a piece of Kit-Kat. The little twat who would sells you out. Another main cause of death for Jabronis.

The classes are very general and any person might inherit characteristics from different classes. In the next post, we will look at general tips on surviving any Apocalypse.