Apocalypse

Some guy in in America said that Apocalypse is approaching. I wish I could bet against him... Wait, his Christian... So that means he can't bet... DARN! Anyways. Its supposed to happen on 21st May 2011 at 6 p.m in America. Meaning in about 4 hours time, the world might just end...

According to this article, good people will be beamed to heaven, leaving scums like me behind to suffer hell on Earth until October 21st. That means that ALL the crazed people (a small portion, not all) from City Harvest are going to be gone! Why does it feel like I would like it better if the apocalypse DID happen? If apocalypse does not happen, I'm sure the guy who predicted this would try to save his own face by saying something along the lines of, 'Oh! The world prayed enough and the apocalypse has been postponed!'

Anyways that means I (and the other scums left behind) get to be KING! Wowow wee woh! King in the castle! King in the castle! At least until they decide to end the party on 21st October. That means 6 months of nonstop fun... Sounds like a good deal to me.

Nonsense aside, I have one more piece of nonsense. In light of impending doom, I thought it would be appropriate end the post with the BEST SONG FOR AN APOCALYPSE EVER CREATED. Enjoy scums and heaven-bound people.