9) Make the sun rise from the west and set in the east for one day or hide the sun for one day or keep the sun up for one day. Whichever suits my fancy.
8) Magically return the passengers in the transport I'm taking back to their starting points... Just so I get to sit down.
7) Chocolate rain!
6) Pause time so I can smack the chump who cannot stop blabbering.
5) An Autobot as my car. For real. Maybe Optimus Prime.
4) Alter people' voice while they speak. Adjust their tone, pitch, language and speed then sit back and have a good laugh. Preferably when its on LIVE television... I'd make them snort out of the blue for added fun.
3) Have a dollar deposited in my POSB Savings Account for every time any person uses a swear word.
2) Create a rain cloud that follows some poor chap wherever he goes.
1) Air 'The Song that Doesn't End' over the skies for the entire day.
Aaaaaaaaaand that's why I'm just a peasant.
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