That Tagline from 'Alien'

In (cyber)space, no one can hear you scream...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

That's all. Have nice day...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Crusoe Diaries, Entry 6: The Shave

Day 13: Things got too itchy. So goodbye now...

Before

After

Actually looks kind of disgusting. Like there are thousands of mites on my chin...

The Crusoe Diaries, Entry 5: Dovakhiin

Day 11: A Dragonborn typically has facial hair...

Just saying...

FUS ROH DAH!!!

The Crusoe Diaries, Entry 4: Category

Day 9: So I was wondering what category my facial hair would be under....

Can't seem to categorize mine. I think I look like a bummer. Perhaps they should call it the 'Bum' or the 'WTHITBBQ'.

The Crusoe Diaries, Entry 3: 情和义。。。值千金。。。

Day 7: Song came into my head when I was rubbing my chin. I wish the made more of such movies these days.

 

The Crusoe Diaries, Entry 2: Don't even think about it...

Day 6:
Someone told me she had the urge to brush my chin when she looks at my facial hair. Don't even reach out. Don't even try. Don't even think about it...

The Crusoe Diaries, Entry 1: Drunken Sailor

Day 5:
I have decided. No shaving till I've sorted out some things. My colleagues say I look rugged. Damn right I am! My mini-boss thinks I'm too lazy shave. Why am I undertaking such a nonsensical task? BECAUSE I CAN!

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!